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Raphaela Weissman
Raphaela Weissman

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4 days ago

Handsome Man Disguises Self as Penguin

On just the Colin Farrell scenes of The Batman — Ok here’s the deal everybody, I saw this movie already in the theater, it is several hours long, there was no way in hell I was doing that again so no, I absolutely did not watch this entire movie or even close to it, but I did once, a couple…

Colin Farrell

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Handsome Man Disguises Self as Penguin
Handsome Man Disguises Self as Penguin
Colin Farrell

5 min read


Apr 25

AI Is Evil and Will Kill Us All

I had ChatGPT write about a Colin Farrell movie for me and now I’m in a deep existential malaise — Okay, so last night I’m in the mood to watch a movie and, as always these days, I consider watching a Colin Farrell movie, but knew that doing so would also require thinking and writing and internal activities other than staring slackjawed at a screen while lying down. …

ChatGPT

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AI Is Evil and Will Kill Us All
AI Is Evil and Will Kill Us All
ChatGPT

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Apr 10

The Beguiled in 8 Succession Gifs

Makes sense to me! — This one took me a while. Here’s my defense: there’s too much other good stuff on! Did you watch History of the World Part II? The new Vincent Gilligan show, starring Bob Odenkirk and based on a novel by Richard Russo? New Yellowjackets? …

Succession

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Succession

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Mar 16

Colin Farrell Brought His Son to the Oscars

And other updates that are, you guessed it, extremely important — Well, our boy didn’t win Best Actor. That’s ok, kind of, because Brendan Fraser seems like a very nice fellow and I’m happy for him, although his “how many times can I say the word whale” speech was kind of nonsense and did not at all help turn this film…

Oscars

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Colin Farrell Brought His Son to the Oscars
Colin Farrell Brought His Son to the Oscars
Oscars

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Feb 28

Postscript: Green Giant Restaurant Style Honey Glazed Carrots with Sage Butter

I won’t take up too much of your time but this is pretty important — The post I made today felt lacking. It needed something else. I could feel it in my bones. And then, as I was making dinner, I figured out what it was: I have to tell you all about these frozen carrots. If this premade frozen carrot meal, yes I’d call…

Frozen Foods

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Postscript: Green Giant Restaurant Style Honey Glazed Carrots with Sage Butter
Postscript: Green Giant Restaurant Style Honey Glazed Carrots with Sage Butter
Frozen Foods

1 min read


Feb 27

Ladies, Not Cops

I don’t make the rules — Hello and welcome to another Interval installment of Untitled Raphaela Weissman Colin Farrell Project. Next time we meet here again, I’ll be discussing the 2017 film The Beguiled, and I’ll tell you why: I have, as you might imagine, researched Farrell’s filmography a decent amount since I began this endeavor…

Film

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Ladies, Not Cops
Ladies, Not Cops
Film

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Feb 7

Cows Are Here

On The Banshees of Inisherin, sort of — (Note: contains spoilers!) Once upon a time, in 1923, on an island off the coast of Ireland, a man, a fiddler, seemingly out of the blue, told his everyday drinking buddy that he didn’t want to hang out with him anymore; the drinking budddy, understandably hurt, kept hanging around, and…

Film

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Cows Are Here
Cows Are Here
Film

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Jan 25

Banshee Fever

Hey! Colin Farrell was nominated for an Oscar for Best Actor for Banshees of Inisherin! Am I prescient or what??? In important Colin Farrell Project news: I’ve decided to abandon the chronological approach. I like the more organic journey I’ve been going on, and in that spirit, it seemed like…

Oscars

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Banshee Fever
Banshee Fever
Oscars

3 min read


Jan 11

Emergency Ode to Colin Farrell

Thank God I got here in time. — Readers, if you don’t think I almost wrote this post instead of going to bed last night, lest you all think I was falling behind on my Farrell-watching duties, first of all, how dare you, of course I (almost) did. …

Golden Globes

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Emergency Ode to Colin Farrell
Emergency Ode to Colin Farrell
Golden Globes

7 min read


Jan 9

Miracle on 53rd Street

On Phone Booth — Melani and I watched Phone Booth and talked about it and I wrote down what we said! This movie was flawed, but fun. Pretty flawed. We spend a lot of time talking about Colin Farrell’s appearance and accent work, which I will address ever so briefly: Colin Farrell, as a…

Movies

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Miracle on 53rd Street
Miracle on 53rd Street
Movies

11 min read

Raphaela Weissman

Raphaela Weissman

104 Followers

Raphaela is a writer living in Seattle, Washington. She is the author of the novel Monsters: https://unbound.com/books/monsters/

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