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Raphaela Weissman

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Dec 12, 2023

The 24 Most Important Songs of 1994–2001

I’ll get back to Colin soon… probably.

The 24 Most Important Songs of 1994–2001

Raphaela Weissman

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Sep 5, 2023

Best of Summer 2023

Not quite back to our regularly scheduled programming

Best of Summer 2023

Raphaela Weissman

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Jun 29, 2023

Colin Farrell is a Samantha

On And Just Like That…

Colin Farrell is a Samantha

Raphaela Weissman

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May 31, 2023

Handsome Man Disguises Self as Penguin

On just the Colin Farrell scenes of The Batman

Handsome Man Disguises Self as Penguin

Raphaela Weissman

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Apr 25, 2023

AI Is Evil and Will Kill Us All

I had ChatGPT write about a Colin Farrell movie for me and now I’m in a deep existential malaise

AI Is Evil and Will Kill Us All

Raphaela Weissman

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Apr 10, 2023

The Beguiled in 8 Succession Gifs

Makes sense to me!

Raphaela Weissman

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Mar 16, 2023

Colin Farrell Brought His Son to the Oscars

And other updates that are, you guessed it, extremely important

Colin Farrell Brought His Son to the Oscars

Raphaela Weissman

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Feb 28, 2023

Postscript: Green Giant Restaurant Style Honey Glazed Carrots with Sage Butter

I won’t take up too much of your time but this is pretty important

Postscript: Green Giant Restaurant Style Honey Glazed Carrots with Sage Butter

Raphaela Weissman

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Feb 27, 2023

Ladies, Not Cops

I don’t make the rules

Ladies, Not Cops

Raphaela Weissman

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Feb 7, 2023

Cows Are Here

On The Banshees of Inisherin, sort of

Cows Are Here

Raphaela Weissman

Raphaela Weissman

Raphaela is a writer living in Seattle, Washington. She is the author of the novel Monsters: https://unbound.com/books/monsters/

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