THIS is a whale. Photo by Todd Cravens on Unsplash

Colin Farrell Brought His Son to the Oscars

And other updates that are, you guessed it, extremely important

Well, our boy didn’t win Best Actor. That’s ok, kind of, because Brendan Fraser seems like a very nice fellow and I’m happy for him, although his “how many times can I say the word whale” speech was kind of nonsense and did not at all help turn this film around from what I believe…